Saturday, July 05, 2008

the reason i am going to fail the bar

(In the car)

Father: Do you want to fail the bar?
Daughter: What?
Father: Because if you don't want to fail the bar, you need to tell your mother to stop feeding your dog human food.
Daughter: What does that have to do with me failing the bar?
Father: Your dog lays under your bed and fills the room with farts. What kind of a study environment is that?
Daughter: I am more stressed by the fact that you're making a big deal out of this than by my dog's farts.
Father: You're going to fail the bar.

(At home)

Father: (to Mother) Your daughter has kindly asked you to stop feeding her dog human food.

(Moments later)

Father: (to Mother) Stop feeding Mandy. She's going to fail the bar.

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