Friday, December 15, 2006

dick jr. jr.

Mary Cheney and Heather Poe are having a baby! Hahahaha EEWWW!! Babies with receding hairlines!

Bush on Mary Cheneys Baby - The Caucus - Politics - New York Times Blog:

"Q: Tony, in an interview with People Magazine, the president was asked about Mary Cheney’s pregnancy, and said he’s confident — he believes she’ll be a loving soul to her child. In the past, he said that he believes the ideal is that a child be raised in a married family with a man and a woman. Does he still believe that’s the ideal?

Mr. Snow: Yes, he does, but he also believes that every human life is sacred and that every child that comes into the world deserves love. And he believes that Mary Cheney’s child will, in fact, have loving parents.

Q: Does he believe that children who are raised by gay and lesbian parents are at a disadvantage?

Mr. Snow: He does not make comments on that, and nor will I."

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

WorldNetDaily: A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals

My dad, who is losing his mind - and I am semiserious about this - suggested yesterday, in the middle of a heartwrenching recollection of memories from our first house in Santa Clara, that I had "problems" because I was given milk "made from beans" when I was a baby. Everyone else got formula, he told me, but I got milk from beans.

And yes, it's true. I was a fiend, especially for the sweet soy milk leeched of nutrients that the Chinees like to drink with breakfast. Yes. But what exactly was dad talking about? I had to read this to find out:

WorldNetDaily: A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

debt ellis

I owe NYU $20,926.50. FYI.