Tuesday, December 12, 2006

WorldNetDaily: A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals

My dad, who is losing his mind - and I am semiserious about this - suggested yesterday, in the middle of a heartwrenching recollection of memories from our first house in Santa Clara, that I had "problems" because I was given milk "made from beans" when I was a baby. Everyone else got formula, he told me, but I got milk from beans.

And yes, it's true. I was a fiend, especially for the sweet soy milk leeched of nutrients that the Chinees like to drink with breakfast. Yes. But what exactly was dad talking about? I had to read this to find out:

WorldNetDaily: A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals

1 comment:

Leo said...

damn, that explains everything...

XO-
Leo