Monday, July 21, 2008

just a personal preference

I prefer the MBE questions that start like this:

Idiot, whose efforts at boar hunting have come to naught for the last decade, resolved to get a boar this season. Idiot bought a boar costume that made him appear, to the ordinary observer, to be a 900-pound razorback buck.
to the ones that start like this:

Octavian is the owner of Shitacre in fee simple. Octavian's wife, Wife, is ninety, and pregnant with the couple's fifteenth child in as many years.
One looooooooooong week left. And then FREEDOM!!

2 comments:

noyb said...

i prefer ones about churches where they worship snakes and where people have the last name "asp." i laugh out loud everytime i think about it!

Bananarchist said...

yeah there was one today where the plaintiff's name was paul or peter or plain and the drunk, belligerent defendant's name was O'SHAUGHNESSY. who writes these things?? i invite readers to submit their own offensive batshit MBE questions to this blog.