my afternoon

My judge walked into the room just as I was scrolling through a Google image search for "bodybuilder bodies."  I could not minimize the screen because my pincers were lightly dusted in bright red "Flamin' Hot Cheetos" cheese powder. My judge said nothing. I stammered, "I...I...I'm sorry!" then attempted to initiate a conversation about bodybuilding. The judge looked bemused. "You know, there's a big difference between weightlifting and bodybuilding?" he said.  "Wowza!" I said, showing off my bright red gums with a smile.

Worst. Federal. Employee. Ever.

[hangs head in shame]