Monday, March 30, 2009

V.v.V

Vices
  • Daily bag of Cheetos
  • Daily fistful of peanut M&Ms
  • Daily 50mg of caffeine
  • Daily half pint of beer
  • Daily serving of hormone-enriched factory meat
  • Near constant self-administration of hysteria remedy
  • Frequent Google searches for "famous ancient walls" and "dying alone"
  • Overstated belief in God
  • Quick to anger
  • Slow to forgiveness

Virtue
  • Lets yellow mellow

1 comment:

Raj said...

You're a better man than I.