Lala and I are off to wintry lesbiland tonight, the snow-covered hills home to the same maple-sugar farming female same-sex households that got Margaret Spellings' chastity belt all lathered up earlier this year. Did you know: a young Margaret inspired the fictional character Maggie Ramsey, the slack-jawed milkmaid whose digging for eggs in the henhouse with her ample rump prominently displayed catalyzed a steamy BDSM scene between her and Lynne Cheney's rawhide tanner character in Sisters?
Wow, sometimes I shouldn't write down what I'm thinking. Sometimes I shouldn't be thinking what I'm thinking.
Point being, we are off to a quiet trailer in the quiet southern face of a quiet hill in a quiet little state. I'll be absent for a bit.
No one but the wind cares. Whooooooooooooooooo!!!
Thursday, March 24, 2005
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