Friday, February 11, 2005

Google Search: pictures of rectal frat initiations

So I just recently installed Site Meter, a program that tells me how many people come to my websites, who they (or their domains) are, and where they are coming from. Imagine my delight when I found one referral from a poor soul who was Googling "pictures of rectal frat initiations" and found my blog instead! Imagine my delight when I learned "pictures of rectal frat initiations" will eventually direct someone to me! Mine is the fifteenth website listed:

Google Search: pictures of rectal frat initiations

Sad to say, there are no pictures of rectal frat initiations. There are "pictures," and I did refer to Tom DeLay as a "rectal and vaginal lavage sack," and I did deride people who compare Abu Ghraib to "frat initiations." Put them together and what do you get? Bibbity bobbity pictures of rectal frat initations!

The company I (apparently) keep:
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"Free twinks porn"

I love the Internets.

1 comment:

Leo said...

Somehow rectal frat initiations sounds oddly clinical (compare with anal frat initiations).

My real reason for posting is to ask Mandy the following:

Did you have to do something active to get yourself listed with google? From what I can tell, nobody has ever reached my site from a search engine. Funny enough, they seem largely directed from bananarchist.