Thursday, March 04, 2010

do not, kissing photos

Dad sends me forwards in Chinese that I can't read. Gmail offers the following translation of one, line breaks in original:

"The rise of environmental consciousness, it was bought drink bottles, put
the empty bottle left behind when the water bottle,
"But the doctors said saved to
"The ball, you may forfeit their own!
"Experts, examine the bottles, once the heat hit, only about 40 degrees,
the plastic material will be released
"Put carcinogens ─ antimony,
[ . . . ]
"So poisonous, why should we spend fast printing system?
"Do not ask me, I am not willing to!
"Who called you a half-hour cross-pieces should be the boss .. "
"* Please keep in mind **: *
"* Do not, kissing photos *.
"* Do not, take photos of food pad. *
"* Do remember to take finished photos ** you wash your hands. *

At least the tone of panic comes through.

1 comment:

there'll be no butter in hell said...

wow this is totally awesome! it sounds apocalyptic!