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Vices

• Daily bag of Cheetos
  
• Daily fistful of peanut M&Ms
  
• Daily 50mg of caffeine
  
• Daily half pint of beer
  
• Daily serving of hormone-enriched factory meat
  
• Near constant self-administration of hysteria remedy
  
• Frequent Google searches for "famous ancient walls" and "dying alone"
  
• Overstated belief in God
  
• Quick to anger
  
• Slow to forgiveness
  

Virtue

• Lets yellow mellow