Buy my used gear!

For sale:

1) One Timex Ironman Triathlon watch. One of the rubber nubbins is missing, making it difficult to switch modes. It is covered in white and lavender paint splatters and calcified sweat deposits. It cost me $19; it'll cost you only $18.

2) One magenta hair tie, slightly warped, slightly frayed, slightly rusted...but entirely yours! For $.15 (PayPal, please).

Oh, it's all a lie. I'm keeping them both. But I thought I would just give selling my used shit a shot. My inspiration: http://www.scottsloan.com/store_gear.html