I'm not quite ready to post my entries from around September 11. Here's a non-event from November 15, 2001:
In other news, I have been trying to steal little things from Diane without her noticing. Mostly it is food. She buys more food than any single woman waif with a bowel condition who is never home than I know. So I steal a slice of toast and a pinkytip of peanut butter every so often, a fourth-cup of grapenuts and a squirt of ricemilk diluted with water and a blot of honey, an indiscernible millimeter of toothpaste, a swipe of the soap. Fuck. I’m starting to get quite bad. I’ve been eyeing the bananas trying to figure out whether or not she’ll notice that a fifth of the bunch is gone. I would take a smaller portion but stealing half a banana is more conspicuous than stealing the whole. This much I have learned in my short but informative life.
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