personality quiz

to determine whether you will like being a certain type of tourist in a certain type of bar in Thailand:

1. Old people having a good time playing in a rock band together are:

A. pathetic.
B. cute.
C. heartwarming, because all joy is heartwarming.


2. Attractive young people having a good time flirting with one another in a bar are:

A. sexy.
B. appalling.
C. aliens.


3. When you are minding your own business, listening to old people playing in a rock band together, and the wispy, meter-long hair of a hippie woman walking by brushes across your arm, you feel:

A. intrigued.
B. unclean.


4. Billowing Aladdin pants are appropriate for:

A. any occasion, if you are a westerner in Thailand.
B. Halloween.
C. kindling a fire.


5. Aussies* on holiday are fun. [* I mean Aussies, not immigrants to Australia.]

False.

Thank you for your participation. [The answer to 1) is obviously A. Don't pretend otherwise.]