stuff white people like #72

Honestly, do you know what stuff white people really like? White people like writing blogs about themselves in third person, pretending that they're not white themselves, and duping thousands of people of color into thinking they've found some hysterical and incisive website when really what it is is another opportunity for white people to congratulate themselves. (Stuff White People Like #73 is that white people like immodesty.) Because all the "stuff" on that stupid website is yuppie shit, and even though that blog pretends like it's critical of yuppies, they have reserved social consciousness for the domain of white people and so they are secretly very proud of the things yuppies do and have. It's not really an insult to say that white people like "recycling," "caring about the environment," and thinking about their relationship with less fortunate people (regardless of how stupid their thinking about this actually is). It's not an insult at all; it's a self-celebration veiled as commentary. Nuh-uh, white people, you did not fool me with this blog.

If this blog were to be honest about what white people liked, they would put things up like #74: NASCAR, which is pure idiocy; #75: calling the police, which is something that white people LOVE to do; #76: having the police on their side, apropos of #75; #77: masturbating at home to 30 second clips of Internet porn, which is something that people of all races, including white people, love to do.