- When was the last time you thought about the Mariana Trench?
- Would you rather have a friend who would kill for you or die for you?
- What happened to lesbian feminism?
- Do you sometimes privilege your left side - e.g., by putting a sock on your left foot first - specifically to counterbalance the dominance of your right side? (Reverse left and right if you are left-handed.)
- Rank in order of smell preference: a girl falling off her bicycle, felt, a loud report, bellybutton leavings.
- Do you prefer sibilant to plosive sounds?
- Have you pickled?
- If you love it so much, why don't you just marry it? Because I am _________. (Fill in the blank.)
- Who said, "I, Claudius"?
Results will be processed to gauge the testtaker's general compatability. Thank you, and happy Valentine's Day.
3 comments:
i would rather have a friend who would die for me. happy valentine's day!!!!!!!!!!!!
i would rather have a friend who would kill for me because of what use is a dead friend? also, i derive great pleasure from the smell of my bellybutton leavings. i try to share it (the smell) with others by shoving my finger towards their noses after digging in the button, but people rarely react positively to this gesture.
I felt I had to answer all of the questions.
1. When was the last time you thought about the Mariana Trench?
RIGHT NOW.
2. Would you rather have a friend who would kill for you or die for you?
KILL.
3. What happened to lesbian feminism?
Originally something that came about with women of color feminism, aka womynism, it may have been appropriated by whites of the hetero and homo nature, but i haven't been doing my feminism research lately, so that could be wrong.
4. Do you sometimes privilege your left side - e.g., by putting a sock on your left foot first - specifically to counterbalance the dominance of your right side? (Reverse left and right if you are left-handed.)
yes
5. Rank in order of smell preference: a girl falling off her bicycle, felt, a loud report, bellybutton leavings.
felt, bike, bellybutton, loud report
6. Do you prefer sibilant to plosive sounds?
eh?
7. Have you pickled?
not sure what sense of pickle you mean, but i sure as heck have pickled lemons!
8. If you love it so much, why don't you just marry it? Because I am _________. (Fill in the blank.)
not attracted in THAT way to cute sea otters holding hands.
9. Who said, "I, Claudius"?
Claudius.
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