Golf failure

Dreams:

1) Michelle Wie failing at golf. She was 14 years old, 6'3", bedecked in pink Lacoste, chasing a dimpled ball with a swinging club as it rolled into sand traps and trail duff. She must have swung that thing fifteen times in the sand, striking the space around the ball (but missing her shot entirely) with an iron wedge, but thanks to a hole in one on the 18th, she still finished one under par. Up until that point, she had been 35 over par.

2) X-rated dream that I can't really remember.

3) "Waking up" from the x-rated dream into another dream, of Katie Currie looking at me through the windows of a white colonial Provincetown house from the front porch swing. The debate in the dream was whether it would be rude to draw the shades even as Katie continued to stare, so that I could continue with my dream self's plan to lie awake in bed with eyes closed, agitated.