Wednesday, July 21, 2010

midday email from dad

Dad is very concerned that Boo will accidentally bite his tongue off when chewing rawhide. Original formatting retained.

Subject: i bought sub-way sanwich and bid my tongue accidentally..

dear mom and [bananarchist],
i bought subway sandwich and bid my tongue accidentally.
so i quit eating in the middle..
rinsing with dense salty water now.

please don't let BOO chew the dog-bone , very dangerous!!
if you watch the way how his tongue is turning around the bone ...
it will take a high-speed computer to calculate the location of his tongue,
and guarantee no logic bit error during the process!
don't let him eat the bone... please!

Dad

4 comments:

oz said...

logic bit errors are the WORST!

Bananarchist said...

please explain! what is a logic bit error?

oz said...

logic bit errors are errors in the 1s and 0s in a computer. they happen sometimes, but there are methods (e.g. checksums, parity bits) to account for them.

zoc said...

dad posts are always my favorites... really start a blog just of dad posts and someone will offer you millions to publish.