love story as lab report

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Love Story as Lab Report

Objective

To explain the precipitating reaction of B to the introduction of C.

Procedure

The love of A for B was examined. The love of B for C was examined. The love of C for B was examined. The relationship of A and B and C was examined.

Data

Infatuation was felt by A for B. “A is charming but how could I bring him to my mother” was said by B to C. Snickers were heard. The occupation of A was questioned. An additional chortle was chortled. The ability of A to get it up was questioned. A slap was laid across C’s face in a manner suggesting playfulness. Secret affection was felt for B. Secret affection was felt for C. It was believed that consonants should not feel affection for one another. Affection was hidden.

“How could I bring C home to my mother?” was wondered.

A perceived violation of the gender identity of A was experienced by A. A 9mm Baretta was bought. Ammunition was bought. Bullets were loaded into a gun. A gun was cocked.

The first shot was fired into the pillow. The second shot was fired into the forehead of C. The face of C was disappeared. A scream was emitted. The face of A was clawed by the fingernails of B.