Nipickle

I think growing up a shy, introspective hater/nerd in my immigrant household severely handicapped my speaking ability. I want to speak fast, but my dumb tongue is so damned slow. Once I tried to say "nipple licking" and I said "nipickle nipicking" instead. I just tried to say, "Oh, the Errol Morris movie?" and instead said, "Oh, the Laurel Morsie?" How am I supposed to be a law-talking guy if I can't talk?