spray 'n' wash

So far the highlight of my day has been sitting on the toilet, searching labels of consumer products for entertainment, and realizing that Spray 'n' Wash anagrams to "Ashy Prawns."

Bar study and fourteen hour workdays making me feel a bit batty. It is Valentine's day, time for perfect tender. Let me overcome my rule against perpetuities. Let me attain perfection. Let me avoid oral stirpes.

westlaw!

My search strings are so fucking excited! (contract! agree! licens!) inten!