Man, diesel beast!
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Pumpkin, love u. My pumpkin!
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Stupid! It's a mondegreen!
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It was an acrostic, plumps! Talk tomorrow?
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Whatever, yr bad at mondegreens bc u eat too much.
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Pumpkin, I gotta go! Yes!!
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Forget about that. Thank you.
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Can't have u being bitchy, yo. Gnite! I really love you.
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Honey, even I feel exhausted! Retire!
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Hope our sleep's sweet!
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Sleep on wings!
In case you missed it, our protagonists managed to call each other beast, plump, piggy, fatty, chubby girly, heifer, hoss, and sow in the course of a few text messages. I miss Step On Me Shoe so.
you both are geniuses. i think that means i called you a ybag.
ReplyDeleteDoh, you still didn't get it, Banana! I didn't call you a beast -- it's supposed to read, "Mandy's obese."
ReplyDeletethanks for the correction, honey! so she called me "obese," not "beast." how i prefer pigs obese!
ReplyDeleteMandy, ain't nobody awesomer than ewe, eh?
ReplyDeleteIt took you nine hours to come up with that one?? Each lover gets opportunities, rags de other.
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