Wednesday, May 31, 2006
There are words to the world's most annoying song!
"The CREAM-i-est DREAM-i-est SOFT ice CREAM
you GET from MIS-ter SOF-tee.
FOR a re-FRESH-ing de-LIGHT su-PREME
LOOK for MIS-ter SOF-tee...."
If you can't remember the tune, the first line (transposed to C major) is GAGEDCDCACBCDGEC...
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
So far, it's the trainers at the Alaska Zoo who are breaking a sweat trying to coax Maggie the elephant onto the world's first treadmill for a pachyderm.
Despite months of training using treats to entice the elephant to work out, the sometimes cantankerous African elephant is not much interested in using her treadmill to go for a brisk morning walk, or for that matter an afternoon or evening walk.
Maggie, for the most part, is chilling out.
Saturday, May 20, 2006
Pointing to someone's ass.
Bell Biv Devoe.
Extra Super Hold
And here's a picture of an unattractive tomato roasting on the Henry Hudson, 24 miles and four ass blisters into the second leg of the NYC triathlon...damn right that's not a road bike, and damn right I left my granny rack on in the back!
Oh my god! I'm living in the stone age! I started my blog in 2004, before this whole "picture" thing happened to Blogger. Now you can post pictures?! So easy!!!!! Here is a recent picture of me at the 10th Street Russian Baths. I'm getting flogged by two men who only identified by their patronymics. With oak leaves. It only cost me $56!
Monday, May 08, 2006
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
plus ca change, plus c'est don't remember the rest of that spanish saying. is "infingeable" a word? is "anti-non-counter-countermajoritarianism" a word? if a law student falls asleep in a public library, can she hear the sound of one wavy-haired professor professing?